Student: Are your shoes new?
Me: No
Student: Are your pants new?
Me: No
Student: Is your shirt new?
Me: Yeah
Student: Is your sweater new?
Me: No
Student: Is your necklace new?
Me: No
Student: Is your hair new?
Me: No, I'm getting it cut next weekend
Student: Is your face new?
Me: Yes, I just had plastic surgery done last night.
Student: So that's why you look like Michael Jackson...
Later on........
The same student told me about how her cousin always wears the same bra every day that's too big for her and it separates her boobs
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